| # | Player | Score | Time | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
F
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Fonzie | 9 / 10 | 1:30 |
| 2 |
D
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Denwilsonj... | 6 / 10 | 1:34 |
| # | Player | Score | Time | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
J
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John | 10 / 10 | 1:02 |
| 2 |
S
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Swan girl | 10 / 10 | 1:22 |
| 3 |
S
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Stephanie | 10 / 10 | 1:24 |
| 4 |
R
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Rosalind | 10 / 10 | 1:27 |
| 5 |
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Capt t | 10 / 10 | 1:38 |
The questions move through a riverboat-style pen name, fence-painting trickery, plainspoken river narration, Missouri childhood settings, Mississippi travel memories, steamboat work, depth-call language, medieval time-travel satire, European travel humor, and a key American literary friendship.